kohrty
Guild Member
Number of posts : 19
Age : 53
Location : Brussels, Belgium
Registration date : 2009-06-27
 |  Subject: Funny Quotes  Thu May 20, 2010 3:44 am | |
| thought of bringing a few smiles to your face....
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED :
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
If life is a waste of time,
And time is a waste of life,
Then let's all get wasted together
And have the time of our lives.
Fighting for peace is like Screwing for virginity.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Make love, not war.
Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
You're too good for him..
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it | |
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Anth
Advanced Member
Number of posts : 32
Age : 34
Location : Germany-Moved to another country :P
Registration date : 2010-05-02
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu May 20, 2010 7:49 am | |
| What a nice quotes.Most likely it's cited from the reality and that's the thing that makes it beauty.  However,My favorite one that got my attention is 'Make love,Not war!! Hell,do both and GET MARRIED! ahahaha! | |
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